Due to consolidation initiatives, I have a few things that are not necessary! For the very act of coming to get them in the East Village, at a convenient ground-floor location, these things could be yours. I will not help you remove them! I will point and laugh. These things are Ikea, so your cost-benefit analysis of coming to get them is basically x =? > trip to Elizabeth NJ +/- $50. Heh. (DID THAT MAKE SENSE?) Anyway these things are: this sofa (good condition! Small tear in the back from the original delivery) and this desk. Free for the cost of you taking it soon. (My email address is at the bottom of this page!) UPDATE: OOH COUCH GONE.