This is the Subaru of the FDNY-sweatshirt wearing dude who, after hitting someone with his car, because he wanted a parking space so bad (yes, the person was standing in the parking space for me, while I drove over from about 40 feet away, until of course I stopped in the middle of the street because I watched him hit someone with his car), then actually called 911 to accuse the person that he hit of assault. (How does that work exactly? Was his Subaru assaulted by this person’s lower body?) And said freak, after chasing the person he hit around the neighborhood for a while, screaming, then told the cops that I was leaving the scene of a crime, and called in my license plate number. So… in case I disappear later today, it’s because the cops somehow didn’t think he was a psychopathic nutjob. This seems unlikely; I’m not sure what the driver’s version of the story could possibly be? Also, his 5-year-old was in the backseat. And he’s apparently a surgeon! Scary. So if you see someone with the license plate X28 9WD, or if you have a surgeon who drives a white Subaru with the medical license plate 90260, think twice about driving near him—or, you know, hopping on his operating table.