Me: You should write a book.

Johnny Weir: I definitely want to write a book. Not about figure skating! Just about the beauty and the ugliness of figure skating. The dirt.

Me: Will you tell all?

Johnny Weir: I will name names. I don’t care who sues me after it. People will love it. I always have my Mafia connections if nothing else. As soon as I don’t need to be politically correct anymore, I will drop the bomb.