ninety9:

The Awl’s ass-ault on good taste (also known as ‘Big, Remaindered Asses in Lace’) continues unabated for a second day! Tres scandale!

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU CRITICIZE THESE VITAL, LIFE-GIVING, ALLEGEDLY INCOME-PRODUCING—OMG, what is the cat eating? Ew! Gross! Oh God, somehow I ran out of cigarettes, again. Sometimes I worry about the long-term effects of smoking. For instance, will it make my face really hard, like a pile of sharp angled planes? I should find out about that. Maybe I’ll Google it later.