(Sorry, Brad Graham’s untimely death has taken me on some time machine tour of the Internet. I did not know there was a 2003-era record of me and Spiers SMOKING INDOORS AT A NEW YORK CITY BAR. Suck it, new New York. Also: Jesus, no wonder everyone assumed I was a horrible person if my face was stuck like that. Spiers, on the other hand, looks as fabulous as ever. The demon-eye thing is just a party trick she does.)

(Sorry, Brad Graham’s untimely death has taken me on some time machine tour of the Internet. I did not know there was a 2003-era record of me and Spiers SMOKING INDOORS AT A NEW YORK CITY BAR. Suck it, new New York. Also: Jesus, no wonder everyone assumed I was a horrible person if my face was stuck like that. Spiers, on the other hand, looks as fabulous as ever. The demon-eye thing is just a party trick she does.)