Lazy Self-Indulgent Book Reviews: It Is Finished. And, It Begins. Like Jesus. Or Not. I Mean, I Think Not. But You May Have a Different Value System....

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Shall we meet back here again next year, same time same place? Less melodramatically than “An Affair To Remember,” perhaps?

I want everyone to benefit from these painstakingly mulled-over lists, so please forward to loved ones and say BUY ME THE ONES IN BOLD, or something.

Now,…

The competition on this is going to be insane. Insane like having your hand shoved into a spooky creepy death box that is I’m pretty sure representative of the virgin teen’s terror of/ fascination with the as-of-yet unseen vagina! TA DA!

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7. taf said: Probably time to pick up Dune from The Guilt Shelf then and read it.
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    insane. Insane like having...hand shoved into...spooky...

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    guess I’d better put down The Girl Who Ate Herring Sandwiches...Tortured Rapists

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43. charmingpplincardigans said: If we’ve never read Dune can we make up reasons it’s fucking awesome? Like about that time the sand monsters adopted the kittens?
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