November 4, 2010
Let’s Write Some Crap Together!

I was just driving to the store to get cigarettes, which is where I get all my best thinking done. (It would be the shower of course but I only do that like every other day right now. WHO HAS TIME TO SHOWER?) And I realized that I’ve been procrastinating on this one chapter—I haven’t touched it since AUGUST—because something bad happens to one of the “characters” (I use quote marks because they’re, you know, actual people) and I don’t like it and it makes me feel… bad. (Obviously I worked on other chapters instead. I don’t want to accidentally give the impression I haven’t written since August! There would maybe be angry emails from people to whom this book is due!) But it seems like that’s a real problem with nonfiction. (Maybe fiction writers feel sort of the same way about the people they write about? No idea.) When you’re writing nonfiction, you’re interacting with people. So I totally dealt with this “issue” like how I deal with most bad and unpleasant things: I totally put it away and refused to pay attention to it. (That’s the secret to how I can continue to smoke, obviously.) But I am too old and grown-up for that. (Not so grown-up though in general.) I was 4000 words in on that chapter, too, and surely it’s only 2000 more to the end. That’s an hour, max! So, in the spirit of NaNoWriMo, tonight’s the night! Let’s do this thing!



  1. justsayjolie said: Maybe just pretend the person who the bad thing happens to is Balk? I mean, you hate that guy, it should be easy to write misery into his life. Also: There’s already so much of it, you won’t even feel bad!
  2. zorica said: WHO HAS THE TIME TO SHOWER?? I mean really! Do people realize how much productive and unproductive stuff they could be doing while they were taking all those showers? I’m so glad I’m not the only one who has this problem. Showers eat life.
  3. rendit said: Write about Ozzy instead.
  4. zannahsue said: so much of writing is just producing. Go Choire go!
  5. caitlinpodiak said: I feel this way about my fictional characters, so I just soften all the bad things until everything I write is bland and conflict-free.
  6. alicedubs said: I am also writing! If by writing you mean “drawing a burrito using my Lite-Brite because I need holiday decorations” then I’m totally helping you write.
  7. maura said: i have 4000 words to write about pj harvey and janet jackson. LET’S DO THIS.
  8. ohrohin reblogged this from choire and added:
    about make-believe people,...find that just as I’m throwing characters into terrible
  9. lifeserial said: I’m working on my something right now. Well, I was taking a mental moment. But, at the risk of sounding earnest (I am), I want to feel something when I read…even if it makes me feel bad. Just write it down.
  10. tylercoates said: So…you’re saying I should not ask you more questions on VYou?
  11. artyucko said: SMOKES 4 LESS
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