To The Editor: Dear Sir(s), I do not know what is going on over at Lisanti Quarterly since its rumored purchase by N+1 Enterprises Inc., but it is apparent there is something broken in the machine that produces the Mad Men Power Rankings™. Peggy Olson at number three? Behind Roger Sterling? Let’s recap! Roger Sterling spent the episode sitting in his office, delivering what appears to be the world’s worst memoir to his disinterested secretary. His former lover, Joan, who ditched him, ditches him again for being boring and too drunk. He is basically described as useless by his coworkers. We finally learn about the lengths to which Roger went to not hire Don in the past. Compare to: Peggy Olson cries “Let’s get liberated,” rips off her clothes in a hotel room with a coworker, makes fun of a guy’s junk to his face and then makes fun of his dick size in the office in front of other people. Um. What gives, Lisanti Quarterly? Very Truly Yours etc., A Longtime Local SubscriberThe Power Rankings
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