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Projects that I am abandoning immediately: the fevered idea I had last night of a mashup of...
Jan 30th
Home needed for sexy plant. New York City area only. Plant...
Jan 30th
Jan 29th
Does Anyone Live Tumbl?
9:38 p.m. OMG BALK IS MAKING ME MOVE THIS OVER TO THE AWL NOW, GOD. 9:36 So the other day it was...
Jan 28th
Hey. You. Yes, You!
How in the mucking fruck am I supposed to get in touch with you if there’s no email address on...
Jan 28th
Screenshot from a Memo, Dated 1/22/09
Sad to say, Alex Balk really was obsessed with this unfathomable name.
Jan 27th
No but really guys, that whole Bedford ave...
Jan 27th
Jan 27th
It May Or May Not Be Ironic
A young New York Times freelancer, Natasha Lennard, served as a decoy—one of 200 or so—in last...
Jan 26th
File under: “Humiliating Tech Support Requests.”...
Jan 24th
Inside the Tom Ford Shirt Room.
Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
Amy Jean Porter at the Awl.
Jan 20th
Local Homosexual Unnecessarily Explains...
Jan 18th
In Case I Disappear Later Today
This is the Subaru of the FDNY-sweatshirt wearing dude who, after hitting someone with his car,...
Jan 18th
wow. wow.
Jan 17th
Watch
Jan 17th
I think I've enjoyed reading the comment...
Jan 17th
Look At Them There Faggots On The Ice
Jan 17th
“Our loving nanny has recently been laid off…...
Jan 17th
“Bacchus” plate, c. 1700.
Jan 16th
Something is very rotten at the Walker Art...
Jan 16th
The Haitian Revolution and the Forging of...
Jan 16th
Jan 15th
Super Letter to the Editor from The...
hman: “YO, ECONOMIST – I was scandalised to learn I had been previously scandalised without even...
Jan 14th
When Your Friends Have Children That...
Tom Scocca: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz99999999999999999999999999999999999 Choire Sicha: OH HI MACK!...
Jan 13th
rendit:
I wanted to be Graham Greene filing three pieces a year from some crumbling colonial city...
Jan 13th
Johnny Weir Promises To Destroy His...
Me: You should write a book. Johnny Weir: I definitely want to write a book. Not about figure...
Jan 13th
Dave Eggers, author and editor of...
Jan 12th
!!!
*screams*
Jan 12th
David Cho: out of curiosity: without looking it up, can you name the new york jets quarterback? (guy who throws the football.)
Choire Sicha: RYAN PHILLIPPE. no wait. it's that famous white guy. oh god.
David: seriously. can you?
Choire: um. no. i have no idea.
David: sigh. ok. mark sanchez.
Choire: HE'S the quarterback???
David: yeah.
Choire: he's not hot.
Choire Sicha: RYAN PHILLIPPE. no wait. it's that famous white guy. oh god.
David: seriously. can you?
Choire: um. no. i have no idea.
David: sigh. ok. mark sanchez.
Choire: HE'S the quarterback???
David: yeah.
Choire: he's not hot.
Jan 11th
1970 Was More Than 40 Years Ago
Jan 11th
No one's going to rail against this...
brianvan: I’m going to take that as a sign that it makes at least 80% sense! Two words: Pay Wall.
Jan 11th
Watch
thingsiatethatilove:
Perhaps this was the morning you woke up and realized that your life is...
Jan 11th
I DON’T WANNA BE FWEINDS.
Jan 10th
I’ll pay your vet bill, as long as it’s free.
Jan 10th
I want your litter,
The touch of your paw….
Jan 10th
Eeeeveryone hates when the floors get mopped. (Twice a...
Jan 10th
Jan 9th
thingsiatethatilove:
“Problem”: every sandwich on the menu...
Jan 9th
nplusonemag:
n+1 now on Yelp. Finally we can learn what...
Jan 9th
Jan 9th
(via alexbalk)
Jan 7th
This is totally fascinating to me!
Anyway, once I found the Internet, I could finally (and...
Jan 7th
AwlCaseygate: the smoking gun!
brianvan: peterfeld: choire: I don’t know anything about Casey Johnson. I don’t care about...
Jan 7th
ninety9:
The Awl’s ass-ault on good taste (also known as ‘Big, Remaindered Asses in Lace’)...
Jan 7th
A Blog Post Has Always Just Been The...
I was walking down 9th Street just now, coming back from lunch (I know, and: waffle, two eggs over...
Jan 6th
Outrage? And/or Disgust?
Jan 6th
TEMPTING.
Jan 6th
The Smarmy?
ninety9: So I get that The Awl doesn’t want to cover Tiger Woods. But not writing about Casey...
Jan 6th
(Sorry, Brad Graham’s untimely death has taken me on...
Jan 5th
Gahd.
Jan 5th
Sarcasm v. Sexism
hman: Sometimes when I read Metropolitan Diary items on Mondays, I don’t necessarily ‘get it’...
Jan 4th
The Morning Before, or, Take Back the...
Going back to work tomorrow fills me with that kind of sleepy anxiety, in part because I feel as if...
Jan 3rd
How to scare birds, c. 1550.
Jan 2nd
Jan 2nd
formspring.me (Spiers Edition)
matthewgallaway: I was actually just planning my inevitable “formspring is the end of the...
Jan 2nd
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