Choire Sicha

2010

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2009

December 110
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Dec 31st

dope things said in a sherman oaks...

natashavc: slurry persian girl: What are you doing?? Homework? me: I’m writing a book. slurry...
Dec 30th
meltzer: “Both films are about film-making with, seemingly, women at the center. But this is just...
Dec 30th

Two facts and a question

magicmolly: Fact #1: I remember being deeply moved at age fourteen by a Sex and the City episode...
Dec 29th

"7) do most people who work in offices...

Leon’s 21 questions are killing me. (“1) is there something i could do that’s...
Dec 29th

On The Coen Brothers

“They were funnier when they weren’t trying to be funny!” “Oh I know! So...
Dec 29th
Dec 29th
ninety9: spiers: choire: Be careful. Proceed with caution, as this may upset you. I sent...
Dec 28th
Be careful. Proceed with caution, as this may upset you. I sent someone to buy After Henry,...
Dec 28th
Watch Watch
CURRENTLY ON REPEAT! (Related: Somehow I still just own the Google results for “I feel sexy,...
Dec 28th

The Wolf Is Hungry!

“181.FM ^ 80,s HairBands”—that is their exact description on the iTunes radio listing,...
Dec 27th
I can’t believe John Vorwald wrote a lament about how much the Lower East Side has...
Dec 27th
"Players frequently walk around with...
Dec 27th
Dec 27th
Not everyone survived Christmas.
Dec 26th
Dec 25th
This is me trying not to laugh about Jesus at mass. The...
Dec 25th
This is a whispery post because I’m in church right...
Dec 25th
Dec 24th
Merry Christmas, fusion Thai restaurant on Second Avenue!
Dec 24th
“BAROO?” “Shhh!”
Dec 24th
“This is a whispery group meeting because what you...
Dec 24th
joethelion: james cameron listened to yessongs stoned off...
Dec 24th
Watch Watch
jonnodotcom: Blondie - “Shayla”: One of Debbie’s finest, and most underappreciated, moments. V....
Dec 23rd
God that’s gay. I mean, REALLY GAY.
Dec 23rd
THAT’S RIGHT, I COVET OTHER PEOPLE’S CATS FROM...
Dec 23rd

No But Seriously

Did she tell you?
NO.
WTF
WTF?
AYFKM?
IDK!!!
She told HIM?
MAYBE I'M CONFUSED???
Dec 22nd
mrwrong: TODAY’S THIS NO THIS NO THIS NO THIS NO ANYTHING...
Dec 22nd
Dec 22nd
kryz: “Theweleitian Hard-Bodied Subject Propelled Toward...
Dec 22nd
“Grown-up me is absolutely flummoxed by this, but 14-year-old...”
— SINGLE AND LAZY: God, remember...
Dec 22nd
Teabagging smugness.
Dec 21st
“Just because it is my tradition to do Santa-Claus-Jesus...”
— Mr. Wrong: Happy The Holidays
Dec 21st
Dec 21st

Listicle Without Commentary

kryz: pareene: rendit: The Greatest Christmas Movies of All Time, In Order 2. The Apartment ...
Dec 21st

This Shit Better Melt By Tuesday At 9...

Dec 20th
Watch Watch
Dec 20th
*Googles “inflexion,” makes crinkly forehead...
Dec 20th
Dec 20th
CONE CAT CONTEMPLATES OUTDOORS, DEATH.
Dec 20th
CONE CAT HAS A SAD.
Dec 20th

'Facing Future': The Israel...

Dec 19th

An Old-Fashioned Chain-Smoking,...

I’m having an all-afternoon editing party all by myself in the offices, if anyone feels like...
Dec 19th
Dec 19th
“21st Century Pre-War” residences, 86th and West...
Dec 19th

One of these things is not like the...

misterhippity: “James Cameron’s Avatar is the most beautiful film I’ve seen in years.” — David...
Dec 19th
Dec 18th

"Cuteness has been an ever-increasing...

Oh hai, I made you a 20x200 gift guide.
Dec 17th
Man’s terrible trip to Cedars-Sinai results in...
Dec 17th
The far side of journalism; article as curated comment...
Dec 17th

First, you make a sugar mold.

AMEN. ninety9: This (via Rob Walker) made me think of a college experience, one that I’ve tried...
Dec 17th
BUT YOUR BUILDING IS MADE OUT OF VOMIT!
Dec 17th
FOYM Leon Neyfakh will be, in his words, “doing a weird thing and reading something I wrote out...
Dec 16th

Business Axioms #1 and #2

IF THEY SAY THEY WANT IT, THAT MEANS YOU SHOULD KEEP IT. IF THEY WANT TO GIVE YOU MONEY FOR IT,...
Dec 16th
Surprising things you read in blog comments: “What is the worst that can happen? You lose all...
Dec 15th
skybarn: Publisher’s Weekly Have You Lost Your Mind? |...
Dec 14th
I saw some people praising Times ombudsman Clark Hoyt over the weekend, and his column about a...
Dec 14th
Thank Heaven For Little Boys
Dec 14th

"The designer shoe stores are shuttered....

It’s only a month later and that has turned out to not be true, except in my imagination. The...
Dec 13th
Listen Listen
Dec 13th
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Dec 12th
Watch Watch
Dec 12th

Step two: More coffee.

OMG ME TOO. To celebrate the three sentences you have written and the obvious proof therein that...
Dec 12th
Smoking cabbie! A very good omen for the day.
Dec 12th
Dec 12th
My Deep Inbox Fail.
Dec 11th
IT’S FULL OF STARS WITH MATTHEW GALLAWAY!
Dec 11th

Single and Lazy! My New Favorite Tumblr...

singleandlazy: Eggs is for Eggstraordinary Why aren’t there poems written and songs sung about...
Dec 10th
UNITED 93 (2006) [0:55:28]
Dec 10th

Pretty, Pretty Woman

Dec 10th

Oh Tom Ford

Dec 10th

The Levi Johnston America Deserves

Buy a calendar and help out a nice guy in North Dakota.
Dec 9th
Work.
Dec 9th

Pilgrim's Progress Report, Week 3 or 4...

I largely can’t tell when people on Tumblr are joking or angry or serious. But worse, I can...
Dec 8th
Watch Watch
THAT IS FUCKING RIGHT.
Dec 8th

How Yer States Get Ranked

Choire Sicha: Your top ten is bananas.
Tom Scocca: Which states are better? I was going to put Jersey No. 1 but they elected a Republican, plus it has Kushners.
Choire Sicha: Quite so.
Tom Scocca: And I knocked down Maine for homo reasons. What would your top three be?
Choire Sicha: Huh. Washington state.... Um.... New Mexico? God, maybe Oregon? Though New Jersey is def top 5.
Tom Scocca: New Mexico?
Choire Sicha: Nice state!
Tom Scocca: Isn't New Mexico just Arizona with hippies?
Choire Sicha: Honestly? In many ways, Utah is my top state.
except for its obvious problems.
Tom Scocca: Uh yeah.
Choire Sicha: Also I have NO good things to say about Pennsylvania. It's IN THE WAY.
Tom Scocca: No, CONNECTICUT is in the way.
Choire Sicha: Well, obviously.
Tom Scocca: Do you know that you CANNOT TAKE A FUCKING REGIONAL TRAIN FROM HARTFORD TO NEW YORK?
Dec 8th
natashavc: pareene: (via alexbalk) RELATED: Alex Balk...
Dec 8th

Take That, LA Weekly/Village Voice Film...

Dec 7th
This is how the gays do things now. I feel such a strange...
Dec 7th

PUT THE COMMA INSIDE THE QUOTATION MARK.

THE PERIOD TOO. PUT IT IN. PUT IT IN RIGHT NOW. THANK YOU. I will go a-killing someday over this.
Dec 7th
Dec 7th
matthewgallaway: Check it out: Stephen made...
Dec 7th
Dec 6th
Watch Watch
HAS HE LOST HIS MIND! CAN HE SEE OR IS HE BLIND!
Dec 6th
http://www.cherrygroveguys.com/Site/HOME.html
Dec 6th
Dec 5th
So long, homosexual island! Goodbye maybe forever. Enjoy...
Dec 5th
What up, America! Just got no time to MIX BUTTER AND SUGAR...
Dec 5th
But I am afraid of E-Mails.
Dec 5th
Watch Watch
Dec 5th
Watch Watch
Dec 5th
"Please re-read"
Dec 5th
doree: I mean… I MEAN… WASHINGTONPOSTOMGWTFWHAAAAAAAT!@!()#$*$ [head explodes] A Nov. 26...
Dec 4th

How To Do Natasha (My New Favorite...

natashavc: With the weekend approaching, I would like to offer you an idea that is the result of...
Dec 4th
Asparagus Season!
Dec 4th

This just in, via text

“GET READY: James Franco wrote a story about performance art in tomorrow’s WSJ”
Dec 4th
I do love an afterwork snack
Dec 3rd

A Good Defense Is A Good Offense

So I am putting this horrifying picture of myself, taken by Ms. Mary HK Choi, online here before...
Dec 3rd

Many White Women Assume!

Doree Shafrir: "MANY WHITE WOMEN ASSUME A WHITE MAN MAY BE GAY IF HE'S ATTRACTIVE AND OF MEANS."
Choire Sicha: Oh my God.
Doree Shafrir: "Some women get so frustrated with older men who don't grow with the culture or with them and fear aggressive women, they turn to....women. Look at Meridith Baxter." YES THAT'S EXACTLY WHY.
Choire Sicha: NUH UH.
Dec 3rd
Dec 3rd

Oh, Fuck, There's a Problem with MEN Now...

Dec 3rd
“Why am I trying to make another person rely on me for food?...”
— —Emily, who is these days...
Dec 2nd
Watch Watch
“We have nothing to fear from love and commitment.”
Dec 2nd
Well, I am coming down with a cold. And it was pre-coffee....
Dec 2nd
Dec 2nd

SHE COULD HAVE A DOZEN BABIES! SHE COULD...

Dec 2nd
Seeking Male Drummer
Dec 2nd
David Cho: your new pic is cute
Choire Sicha: LOL A/S/L? JK?
David Cho: 17/m/tn u?
Choire Sicha: ajsdflkasdlkfasdjkf;
Dec 1st
“The stock, range-bound around its IPO price of roughly $17...”
— —Iced Out, with Katie Baker:...
Dec 1st