The first part of this made it in to this week's LA Times Q&A with "Desperate Housewives" creator Marc Cherry. But the gaysplosion that followed did not.

Remember how back in 2005 there was that Vanity Fair story about how all the women in the cast were basically scheming villainesses in real life? Was that all fake?

Well, it wasn't fake! Like anything, I think some of my gals had a really bad day. And unfortunately a reporter was around and wrote an article about it and made it seem larger than it was. Sure, we've had a couple days where people were not as pleasant as they should be. But not more than any other TV show. If you'd been around for the last couple years, we get along pretty well. I'm a nice guy, I like my folks to behave nicely, and they do.

You would actually get up and fire someone if they were downright evil?

I've never had anyone be evil on my show. I've had days where people are frustrated and grumpy and said things they shouldn't and come back and apologized. In the writer's room, there's many times I have to come back and apologize for how grumpy I was. Nothing like those sitcom divas twenty years ago whose name was the title of the show and they drove people crazy.

ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT RHODA?!?!?!?!?!?!

No! But I will leave it to your imagination.
 

Posted at May 10, 2008, 11:09 PM.
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And then there's Maude! · Desperate Housewives · Interviews · It's The Gayest Conversation In The History Of Two Gays Talking · Los Angeles Times.







 

Posted at May 10, 2008, 05:17 PM.
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Bigger than the government · Erykah Badu · HOLY SHIT · Legendary · maria mexico??? · Stagecraft · ZOMG.






I Would Like To Know Who The Crazy Person Is Who Puts Out Plates Of Seed For The Sparrows Who Live In The New Overhang At The Sayville Long Island Rail Road Station
 

Posted at May 9, 2008, 01:40 PM.
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8:08 A.M. Express · Commuting · Long Island · Nature Loves A Spectacle · People Who Feed Birds Are Crazy People · Photographs.







The two know what commodity they're selling and what its value is. "There's only so much gossip," as Heidi said over lunch recently. "We're always the juicier story," Spencer said. Switching to the third person, he added, "And when Heidi and Spencer are gossip machines, it's like, 'What did Heidi and Spencer do?' "
 

Posted at May 8, 2008, 05:10 PM.
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OMG · Um Yes.







He joked that he hoped I didn't get pregnant and bring about some "My Two Dads" scenario with dude #2. Ha ha ha, I thought. In "My Two Dads," the mom got to be dead.
 

Posted at May 7, 2008, 07:35 PM.
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Holy Shit · Lady Parts · This Is What The Internet Was Made For · Wow.



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